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lj, 23. russian-canadian. hockey fanatic. viciously cute. nhl employee. trash talk. canadian manners. eating disorder. unfiltered. self-harm. destruction is fun. reddit poweruser. svensational. flower power. stempniak'd. quick. deadline + draft. the name on the front, not on the back. pokemon. dobrev. thg. macfarlane. i ship myself with penguins and flames.

30 July 2014


i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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30 July 2014



i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

and hopefully someone that is under an illusion that i have my shit together

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30 July 2014

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30 July 2014

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Mr. Feeny was one of the best teachers I ever had.  

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30 July 2014
What is your spirit animal?
by Anonymous


Penguin. No, duh.

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30 July 2014

The original character descriptions of Friends 

a paleontologist. not that it matters.

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The original character descriptions of Friends

a paleontologist. not that it matters.

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29 July 2014

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29 July 2014

You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard.

And you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say “Oh, I’ll get you later,” but later never comes.

And what really bothers me, is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of “Catcher in the Rye” and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why you like him so much, he’s you!

God, you’re pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible….

…And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should “legalize pot, man,” how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America.

Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle!

And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don’t believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because “religion is for idiots!” Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How’s that son of yours you never see?

But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren’t such a bore! That’s the worst of it, Brian. You’re just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.

— Glen Quagmire telling Brian Griffin why he doesn’t like him in “Jerome is the New Black Guy” (11/22/2009) episode of Family Guy. (via frank-o-meter)

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29 July 2014

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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29 July 2014

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I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

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28 July 2014

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joffrey lupul gives jvr a beauty lesson (x)

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